Movie Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

It’s been three and a half years since the last movie set in the Wizarding World, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald. That movie…was kind of a mess. And the state of the fandom has, *ahem* changed significantly since then. And then there were the development problems of the next movie itself. It was delayed by COVID; the main villain was recast from Johnny Depp to Mads Mikkelsen, and no one seems to be quite sure what’s going on with Katherine Waterston, who plays Newt’s love interest, Tina.

But today is finally the (United States) premier of the latest adventure of Newt Scamander and friends: Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, and I was not about to miss it. Plus, they brought back Steve Kloves, the screenwriter for most of the original Harry Potter films, to help J. K. Rowling with the script, so I was hopeful for a better product this time.

So, how was it?

Not great. My rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Mind you, I thought it was better than Crimes of Grindelwald. I also rated that one 3.5, but in retrospect, I think it deserved lower. But either way, it certainly wasn’t as good as Fantastic Beasts 1.

Major Spoilers Below.

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New Year’s Resolutions Update, April 2022

At the start of the year, I talked about how I was reviving my program of—let’s be honest, they’re not really New Year’s resolutions. That’s not how I’m using them, and for good reason. But anyway, in order to try to improve my writing discipline and other efforts in my life, I will set personal goals for what I want to achieve, and I evaluate and revise them every three months. This seems to be the right amount of time to settle into the routines that do work without getting stuck in ones that don’t.

Well, we’re three months into 2022 now, and I wanted to update you on how I did in January through March. Here the a summary of my goals for 2022 so far:

Write for at least 30 minutes every day. Completion rate: 69%.
Write at least 365,000 words in 2022. Completion rate: 80%.
Exercise at least 30 minutes per day, 4 days per week. Completion rate: 71%.

Clear my entire backlog of books, TV, and movies I want to see from the past 2 years in 2022. Completion rate: not much. I’m working on making a more rigorous schedule, though, as part of it will contribute to Season 2 of my podcast.

Publishing: not set. I’m still considering my options.

Social Media (blog, videos, etc.): not set. I’m still toying with new ideas, and I’ll have more worked out once Season 2 starts.

Conlanging: not a formal goal yet. I nominally got 66% completion on my “stress test.” However, after seeing how these three months went, I think I should fold it into “social media” as a more general category of “visual arts” for any stuff I’m doing outside of writing.

So, those numbers are decent, especially considering how most people tend to do on their New Years’ resolutions. But they’re not great. I was hoping for something more like 90%. What happened? Well, things were going pretty well at first, but then, several things happened in March that threw me off my game pretty badly. I won’t go into that, but suffice to say, I’ve been struggling to get back on track—although I’ve still got more uncertainty coming up in the next couple months. As such, I’m not really changing much right now—just resetting the clock from April 1 to see if I can do better in the next three months. However there is one adjustment I need to make:

Exercise at least 30 minutes per day, 4 days per week, except while traveling.

That was a provision I had included in past years, but it hasn’t been relevant during the pandemic. This year, I’m actually going to conferences again, so I needed to clarify that.

Also, as mentioned above, I need to consolidate two of the other points:

“Social media” goal: removed.
“Conlanging” goal: removed.
“Visual arts” goal: pending.

I’m counting things like non-podcast videos, conlanging, and potential illustrations or diagrams for stories down the road as “visual arts.” I’m not setting a goal for this yet. Instead, I’m going to “stress test” this again to see if I can make steadier progress. And with luck, I’ll have something more solid going by July 1.

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Essay: Harry Potter Theory: Wizards vs. Muggles: Who Would Win?

(That may be a personal record for most colons in one title.)

With the release of Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore this week, I though I would answer the age-old question in the Harry Potter universe: who would win in a fight between the wizards and the muggles?

I teased this essay all the way back in 2018 when I reviewed The Crimes of Grindelwald. I thought about it for a while at the time, but I eventually dropped it because I thought it was too complicated, and the more I thought about it, the less sure I was of the answer. However, I never forgot about it, and over the past year, I’ve thought of a different way to go about it. Rather than trying to solve the whole problem from the beginning, let’s go through the different advantages and disadvantages each side has to try to building up a winning strategy they could use.

And the answer, it turns out, is that it’s complicated, but the muggles seem to have the biggest advantage.

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#46 – Science Fiction Today

S3E5: Modern Sci-Fi Television A Reader's History of Science Fiction

In this episode, I review the recent history and current status of science fiction on television during the streaming era. TV recommendation: The Orville
  1. S3E5: Modern Sci-Fi Television
  2. S3E4: Larry Niven Interview
  3. S3E3: Cameron Kunzelman Discusses Sci-Fi Video Games
  4. S3E2: Robert Silverberg Interview
  5. S3E1: Jim Harris Discusses the Classics of Sci-Fi

In the final episode of Season 1, we explore the state of the science fiction genre in the present day.

Book recommendation: The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin

Worlds Without End’s list of sci-fi classics
Worlds Without End’s customizable list
N. K. Jemisin on the Broken Earth trilogy

Other books discussed:
The Lady Astronaut series by Mary Robinette Kowal
The Three-Body Problem by Liu Cixin
The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells

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Bonus Episode: More Alternate History

S3E5: Modern Sci-Fi Television A Reader's History of Science Fiction

In this episode, I review the recent history and current status of science fiction on television during the streaming era. TV recommendation: The Orville
  1. S3E5: Modern Sci-Fi Television
  2. S3E4: Larry Niven Interview
  3. S3E3: Cameron Kunzelman Discusses Sci-Fi Video Games
  4. S3E2: Robert Silverberg Interview
  5. S3E1: Jim Harris Discusses the Classics of Sci-Fi

I missed a few important books in the previous episode on alternate history. Here is an overview of those works.

Recommendation: “If Lee Had Not Won the Battle of Gettysburg” by Winston Churchill (yes, really).

Other works discussed:
The Grasshopper Lies Heavy from The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick
Fallen Axis from this Onion article.
The United Colonies Triumphant from The Two Georges by Harry Turtledove.
Proposed book by Abraham Lincoln from The Guns of the South by Harry Turtledove, along with remarks in the Southern Victory series.
Insane alternate World War II from this XKCD comic.

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#45 – Young Adult Dystopias

S3E5: Modern Sci-Fi Television A Reader's History of Science Fiction

In this episode, I review the recent history and current status of science fiction on television during the streaming era. TV recommendation: The Orville
  1. S3E5: Modern Sci-Fi Television
  2. S3E4: Larry Niven Interview
  3. S3E3: Cameron Kunzelman Discusses Sci-Fi Video Games
  4. S3E2: Robert Silverberg Interview
  5. S3E1: Jim Harris Discusses the Classics of Sci-Fi

Dystopian fiction has been the core of young adult sci-fi for the past 15 years. In this episode, we explore how they got their start and what makes them so popular.

Book recommendation: The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

My analysis of Mortal Engines.

Other books discussed:
Unwind by Neal Shusterman
The Maze Runner by James Dashner
The Selection by Kiera Cass
Uglies by Scott Westerfeld
Maximum Ride by James Patterson
The Chrysalids by John Wyndham
The Giver by Lois Lowry
Mortal Engines by Philip Reeve

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New Video: How to Terraform Venus

I recently wrote a peer-reviewed paper about a speculative way to terraform Venus. I got the idea last summer after Kurzgesagt made a video on the topic. I was originally just going to make a video of my own, but after discussing the idea with some colleagues, I decided to write a full paper on it. That paper has now been published in the Journal of the British Interplanetary Society (may not be listed online yet while their website is being updated). You can read the preprint version of the paper here. And I did also make the video, which you can watch below.

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US Presidents: Corrected Link

I don’t normally make a separate post for corrections. In fact, I think this may be the first time. But I felt the need to do it here because I whiffed this one pretty badly. In my post on the US Presidents in January, I somehow broke the link to the Google Sheet where I actually did the calculations, which kind of negates half the point of the argument. This is the correct link. I’ve also edited it in the original post. (Maybe I need a resources page or something for files like this?)

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#44 – The Children’s Sci-Fi Renaissance

S3E5: Modern Sci-Fi Television A Reader's History of Science Fiction

In this episode, I review the recent history and current status of science fiction on television during the streaming era. TV recommendation: The Orville
  1. S3E5: Modern Sci-Fi Television
  2. S3E4: Larry Niven Interview
  3. S3E3: Cameron Kunzelman Discusses Sci-Fi Video Games
  4. S3E2: Robert Silverberg Interview
  5. S3E1: Jim Harris Discusses the Classics of Sci-Fi

Children’s science fiction was pretty sparse historically, but it began to take off in the 1990s. In this episode, we explore how sci-fi for kids has changed and expanded over the most recent generation.

Book recommendations:
Middle grade (ages 8-12): Zita the Spacegirl by Ben Hatke
Chapter books (ages 6-10): Aliens for Breakfast by Stephanie Spinner and Jonathan Etra
Picture books: How to Code a Sandcastle by Josh Funk

Farah Mendelsohn on children’s sci-fi.
1984 NYTimes article on book fairs.
Frankie Thomas on Animorphs.
K. A. Applegate on reposting her books.

Other books discussed:
My Teacher Is an Alien by Bruce Coville
Animorphs by K. A. Applegate
The City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau
Magic Tree House by Mary Pope Osborne
Captain Underpants by Dav Pilkey

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Children’s Sci-Fi: Marketing vs. Reality

The top example of “middle grade science fiction,” by some metrics.

Note: this is the third and final companion post to my upcoming podcast episode about children’s sci-fi. I should also note that these results are based specifically on Amazon listings, and I don’t know if they are truly reflective of the industry as a whole. See the first post and second post for background on this one.

The children’s literature market is divided into several smaller markets based on the age of the target audience, and science fiction books are no exception. These audiences already overlap in age (such as 6-10 and 8-12), but if you look at how books are marketed in practice, you see that often, these guidelines are simply not reliable. As I said before, what market a book falls into is just that: marketing, and publishers also have an incentive to market a book broadly rather than narrowly. The result is that if you look at the listings on Amazon (where I researched a fair bit of the upcoming episode), you see a surprising number of books that are listed in the “wrong” category, and it really threw me off for a while. In fact, it was one of several reasons why this episode took so long to make.

I’m writing this post partly so that parents, teachers, and anyone else who is shopping for books for kids can be aware. But mainly, I think the results are really weird and surprising, and I wanted to work out what’s going on. So, let’s get started.

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